Hello, it’s me, Walter. If you’re wondering where Carol’s been, Eggnog changed the password on the computer and won’t tell Carol what it is. Steve’s post about schooling me in how to be sexy was the straw that broke the camel’s back. I suppose it was a little much, though I do think Steve’s intentions were good. As my wise friend Albert said, I’m just not Steve’s brand of sexy.
But that’s not why I’m writing. Eggnog, Sherman, and I decided that Carol’s not managing her blog very well. So we’re taking over Wednesday’s blog post. That leaves one less post a week for Carol to create chaos and cause dissension.
I did a great deal of research and discovered that many reputable bloggers have what they call a “Wordless Wednesday” post. Maybe if Carol had done something like this, we wouldn’t have been forced to interfere. Less words equals less trouble. But I suspect Carol is incapable of having nothing to say.
So welcome to our first Wordless Wednesday post! Eggnog, Sherman, and I will be taking turns managing the Wordless Wednesday entry. If we’re feeling generous, we may even permit one of the cats [not Carol] to participate.
Upon reviewing what I’ve written, however, I see that this is terribly wordy for Wordless Wednesday. That’s rather troubling. I debated deleting the above text, but then how will you know that it’s me – and not Carol – writing this? Now I don’t know what to do. I don’t want to look foolish.
Maybe I should ask Eggnog? But Steve tells me I should be the Pack Leader (not LOUD Mom), and asking my five-pound sister, Eggnog’s, advice doesn’t sound very Pack Leader-ish.
I guess the only solution is to re-name these posts. It’s diverging from what so many highly respectable bloggers do, but we seem to have no choice. So thank you for reading our inaugural (Not So) Wordless Wednesday blog post! We hope you’ll be back!
P.S. I know I’m publishing this post on Tuesday night, but I have to go to bed now and will be in my crate tomorrow while our moms are at work. I refuse to call this post the (Not So) Wordless Wednesday (Technically Still Tuesday) post, though.