Hello, this is The General. If you’re thinking that my sister, Eggnog, was supposed to write this week’s Wordless Wednesday, you would be correct. However, I have a follow-up to last week’s follow-up blog post. A post-post follow up.
And, I confess: I like blogging. It’s opening me to a whole new world of dogs, humans, and even cats who are friendly and generous with their ideas to enhance my strategies for chewy domination. Besides, why should Carol get to have all of the fun?
But I’m not here to be sappy. I am here to provide an update on the chewy situation. German Grandma departs tomorrow. I’m disappointed that she’s leaving, but NOT disappointed that she’s taking the thief Huckleberry with her.
If you read Carol’s most recent post, you are familiar with Huckleberry. He dislikes the cats and chases any that dare walk within his sight. I don’t have a problem with that. In fact, I enjoy chasing the cats myself. Especially Carol.
But what I do not like is that Huckleberry steals the chewies German Grandma gave ME.
Huckleberry told me that they’re actually his chewies because his mom bought them. When I argued that she gave me the chewies, he said that defies her communal spirit and at the very least she intended for us to share them. Then he gathered all of the chewies and told me that if I asked very nicely he might give me ONE.
Lucky for me, Ethel showed up on the scene and when Huckleberry made chase I grabbed as many as I could in my mouth and made for the hills. Or, rather, moms’ bedroom rug.
It’s too bad because I think Huckleberry and I could have been good friends. We share a love of chewies and chasing cats, are loyal companions to our humans [i..e., always “underfoot” as our moms disparagingly put it], and, if I may say so myself, are handsome fellows.My sister, Eggnog, followed me into the bedroom and told me that I should set my grievances aside and make peace with Huckleberry. She said we’re all family and family sticks together. Maybe she’s right. Maybe I should make amends with Huckleberry before he leaves. But first I have to hide these chewies.